Carryout Thou Whims
elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

caoffee:

tigreh:

sex sex sex

queued xo

caoffee:

tigreh:

sex sex sex

queued xo

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how do you not have an oscar by now i mean i probably had my thumb up my ass at this age and you’re going headshots that most middle aged man can’t do

how do you not have an oscar by now i mean i probably had my thumb up my ass at this age and you’re going headshots that most middle aged man can’t do

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

high leg crotch bum face gah

high leg crotch bum face gah

Skip mandatory class..

badmedstudent:

No attendance taken

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When the gunners passive-aggressively post their study charts….
First question of the exam…

badmedstudent:

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Halfway through…

imagewalking out of the exam:
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Literally. The. Worst. Exam. Ever.

Attempting to flirt after months of studying

badmedstudent:

How i think it’s gonna go down:

Even this would be alright:

But I’m actually like: 

lost a follower after all my tom petty spam

but i loooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmm

stahhhhpppppp

stahhhhpppppp

tompettymakesmesweaty:

Enjoy.